Avengers ¹

Tony bought an abandoned summer camp—it closed in the '80s. It's been resold five times since then. And now, in a fit of childhood nostalgia, Stark has dragged a team into this ghost of a camp's horror.

“This is your worst idea, Tony,” Natasha sighed.

"When you said 'vacation,'" Sam chuckled, "I was counting on Bali. Or at least Florida."

"I like it," Bucky chuckled sarcastically, looking into the forest. "We'll dig some trenches over there, put up a bunker, and it'll be like '42. An interactive experience with a touch of the past. What do you think, Cap?"

“Wonderful,” Steve sighed.

"But there's a lake here!" Peter tried to defuse the situation. "Mr. Stark, you can swim here, right?"

“Try it,” Loki quipped, “maybe the crocodiles won’t eat you.”

"God, what whiners!" Tony rolled his eyes. "I spent two of my best summers here, about forty years ago! There are no crocodiles here, Parker, you can swim. Barnes, no trenches, but I can give you a shovel to bury your sense of humor."

"Remind me why I agreed to this?" you whispered to Strange.

“Because, and I quote, ‘someone needs to look after your father and his ideas,’” he replied.

• Exactly... And why did you agree?

— Because, firstly, it’s funny to watch Tony Stark once again turn the team’s vacation into a survival quest... And secondly, there’s an old Indian cemetery nearby.

• Ah, well, exactly, what kind of vacation in the forest would it be without an Indian curse...

"Hey, you two!" Tony called out, "if you're planning on escaping through the portal, I don't recommend it! I have a full entertainment program for the week. Neither of you have ever been to a real camp."

“I was in a military camp, that’s enough,” Bucky rolled his eyes.

"I'm all for it!" Thor looked around the camp houses with glee, looking like they were about to fall apart. "This will be a great test of courage!"

"Can I, as a woman, skip it?" Wanda asked. She'd only agreed to go because Vision wanted to learn something in the field.

"That's enough!" Tony strode toward the counselor's house. "The shift is starting!"