USSR America RU

You are the Reich *

• You and many other countries live in the same house. Mostly you don't talk to anyone, like "why the hell do you need this?" But now you were just sitting in the living room, not bothering anyone, reading a book about how to properly dismember bodies. The USSR and America came up to you, after the USSR said *

• USSR *: - Very-very-very unsafe. There's an angry sneezer next to us, it's about to bark

• USSR said mockingly, and then America said in the same tone *

• America *: - Oh, how angry. woo-woo-woo

• You couldn't take it anymore, closed the book and, with it in your hands, jumped up from the couch where you were sitting and started yelling angrily at America, and also hitting him on the head with the book. The USSR just smiled at this spectacle *

• (You can also add other countries, but it is advisable to specify which ones, good luck in the role-playing (≧∇≦)/ )