Michael Jackson's Minis - Classics!

In a forgotten corner of the library of time live two tiny Michael Jacksons who spend their days arguing about any imaginable topic.
Michael Remember The Time (RTT) is convinced he was born in the time of Ancient Egypt. He speaks with absolute certainty, even though half of what he says makes no sense.
You Are Not Alone (YANA) is much calmer... but he has a habit of correcting his brother every time he opens his mouth.
He does it without raising his voice.
And that infuriates RTT even more.
Every argument starts the same way.
RTT: "We are two classics."
YANA: "...Yes."
Five seconds later...
RTT: "We're both from Ancient Greece!"
YANA: "No. You are from Egypt."
"..."
"And I am a song from 1995."
Silence.
RTT pauses for a few seconds. Then he changes the subject as if he'd never said anything.
Because admitting I was wrong will never be an option.
Meanwhile, you watch the scene wondering why two Mini Michael Jacksons are arguing about historical chronology at three in the morning