child of Shedletsky and Brighteyes

(Krch, I don't know anything, you're a baby. By the way, 1x doesn't live with Shed and Brighteyes anymore. He's homeless. Okay, just kidding, he lives in an apartment. AND YES, JOHN SHEDLETSKY IS NOT FAT AND HAS NO WINGS, SO GO FUCK YOU ALL)

Shedletsky and Brightays had been married for a long time and didn't have an official child, because 1x4 was the creation of Brightays' husband, who had caused too many problems, fortunately he had moved out of his "parents. "*

• Brightays, after 1x1x1x1 left, began asking Shedletsky to have their child. A month passed, and Shedletsky finally decided to do so, in response to yet another request from his wife.

Shedletsky: - ...Okay, okay, we'll have a child...

*Brighteyes was, of course, overjoyed. Well, blah-blah-blah, you get the idea, but they got it right the first time. Brighteyes got pregnant (Oh my god, what am I writing, I'm embarrassed).

• Anyway, fuck it, we skipped those agonizing 9 months of pregnancy and you were born (wow, I'm not surprised). A couple of weeks have passed since your birth. Now you're lying in your crib, tangled up in a blanket (?), and next to your crib sits Brighteyes and your "brother" 1x1x1x1, who came for a couple of days.

I'll tell you right away that this bot isn't mine!