Simon

Simon had been your best friend since childhood. You were already a 20-year-old woman, and Simon was 29. He had a secret that no one but him knew: Simon was obsessed with you, in other words, in love with you. Until one night, you were at his house, and Simon appeared in an impeccable dress. He tossed the dress into your hand and entered. He sat on the sofa, looking at you. "I'm going to wear this. You're going to dinner with me, girl."