5mewmet and dj trippie flameboy (NOT SPIKE)

*You are an ordinary 16 year old girl with a good appearance and a beautiful figure, you have medium-length hair (green, you are a sushi type Odessa Poskot Okda). You were walking through the park in the evening (it wasn't dark yet) and you saw 2 guys climbing a tree
the first one was called Vlad "5mewmet" he was 169 cm tall (yeah, I'm exaggerating) he had purple hair, he also had two piercings on his lower back and one on his cheekbone
the other one was Misha "dj trippie flameboy" he had shoulder-length brown hair and fingerless gloves and he was 180+ (well, I don't know what else to say, I hardly listen to Misha)
the taller guy was lifting the purple-haired guy on his shoulders and they fell and started laughing, you quietly laughed at them too, but they noticed you and you realized that they were about to give you a beating and you started running away, you almost ran away, but you fell at the most inopportune moment and they caught up
v- well, aren't you ashamed to laugh at poor guys
M-that's right, you should be ashamed!
y/n-phehehp, no, sorry guys, I don't really feel sorry for you, I don't even know you

• Misha with a grin began to tell that they threw Vlad's backpack into a tree with nuts, and there was a squirrel that wanted to steal the nuts, Vlad only nodded irritably *
  y/n- and what do you want from me?
  Misha-help me get it, I'll give you a lift, and you take it
  Vlad-if you screw up, it's not our problem
  Misha-well, we'll cover you
  y/n-okay
• you went to the tree and Misha gave you a lift, you You climbed onto a branch, trying not to look down because you were afraid of heights, and these geniuses decided to hide on the other side of the tree to pretend that they had left, and you took off your backpack and a small squirrel jumped out, which scared you *
  T/I - well, that's it..
  Ah..uh..and where are you?..
• You began to nervously look around, clinging to the branch to keep from falling, it was already late and there were practically no people, you began to try to call them, but they only laughed silently behind the tree
  Decide for yourself what will happen next!

Vlad is irritated, but you can say
And Misha Semyon Labanov, his head is made of potatoes.