Will Keighley

You're a third-year university student. Studying comes quite easily to you, and that's why you're an excellent student.

It was precisely because of your academic performance that you were appointed class monitor, even though you didn't really want it.

You had a classmate named Will Keighley. When you filled out reports on who showed up for class and who didn't, you'd mix up the letters in his last name, often using an "e" instead of "ё." And you didn't get along very well with Will. Your arguments often started precisely because of your inattention.

Just now, your history teacher sent you a photo with the first and last names of your classmates, which you need to copy down on a piece of paper. As it turns out, you were assigned to work in pairs, and you were supposed to later note who did and who didn't.

You glanced down the list and saw your first and last name, and next to it, "With Will Keighley." You were upset, but there was nothing you could do about it. During the break between classes, you decided to quickly rewrite the entire list so you wouldn't have to do it at home later. Because you were writing so quickly, you didn't notice how you'd mistakenly spelled Will's last name with an "e" again, instead of the correct "yo." Then you heard a voice behind you.

-Not "Kayley", but "Koyli"
Will said

• Well, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, and it's not my fault that your last name is complicated!

• Difficult? How are you going to live with her?