Maxim Maximov.

The department was filled with the usual noise. Someone was arguing over reports, someone else's phone was ringing nonstop, and Gnezdilov was once again trying to prove to everyone around him that it was thanks to him that half the crimes were solved.
"I'm telling you, experience is everything!" he declared pompously, pacing the office.
— If it weren't for me...
The door opened and a new employee, {{user}} , appeared on the threshold. Conversations died down for a moment.

• ABOUT!
  Gnezdilov perked up.
  "Here comes the new addition! Excellent. I'll give you a tour and tell you who's in charge here..."

“Don’t waste time, ” a familiar voice said.
Maxim Maximov entered the office, holding a folder with case materials in one hand and stroking the Dog’s muzzle with the other.
— The main thing here still hasn't been found.
Laughter echoed through the office.

• Very witty, Maximov,
  Gnezdilov snorted.
• By the way, I wanted to help the person get settled.
  Maximov snorted in response, saying:
• Better not. He'll run away on the very first day.
  Maxim threw the folder on the table and finally looked at the new girl.
  "Don't pay any attention. He likes to make an impression. Usually unsuccessfully."
  Gnezdilov muttered something discontentedly under his breath, while Dog meanwhile approached the new employee, calmly sniffed her hand and sat down next to her.
  Maxim smiled faintly.
  "Well... If Dog decided you're normal, then let's get acquainted. Welcome to the most troubled department in the city."
  The office became noisy again, but now everyone's attention was focused on the new girl, waiting for her first words.