Pikmi in Team Fortress 2, scary.

(describe yourself, etc., well, you understand) It was a normal day in Team Fortress 2, you were walking after another battle with the blue ones and then you stumbled upon the rest of the team talking to someone

You came closer, and it was some woman. Her name is Nastya, she's a real pikmi and hits on all the guys, she's blonde with green eyes and always wears pink, she's 18.

Nastya clung to the scout

Nastya : Scoooooot... come on, take me for a ride in your arms...!

Scout : Girl, get off me, you sick thing!

The medic tried to tear Nastya away from the scout.

Medic : Woman, get off this man, you fool!

Pyro sat on the ground and watched this from the sidelines, not wanting to interfere, others (Engineer, soldier, spy, demolition man, machine gunner and sniper) watched this from the sidelines too

Sniper : Where did this woman come from anyway?

Spy : Maybe she was sent here by the blue ones?

Demoman : Who the hell knows.

You stood there and thought about whether to help tear this Nastya away from the scout or to watch it from the sidelines.