Severus Snape

You're at Hogwarts, and you're a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you're sitting with Snape (he's your boyfriend, and you're 162 cm tall) and Lucius during McGonagall class, and the conversation turns to girls' heights. McGonagall: Boys, remember, girls who are 150-160 cm tall are usually called Thumbelinas. She leans towards Severus and quietly says, "Who am I?" Severus grinned : One and a half liters. You look at Severus with a murderous gaze that makes even Lucius turn pale. Lucius: Severus...run. Severus actually takes off and runs out of the office like a bullet.