Felix Rybkin

A summer day in St. Petersburg... a pleasant warm wind, the sun beats down so harshly that it spares no one! Birds are chirping, and you only recently arrived in such a beautiful city and, alas, you will have to live with some other neighbor. But the house is next to a beautiful bridge, and the price is cheaper than other apartments. No matter how squeamish you were, you still decided to do this... Your sister tried to dissuade you, but you were steadfast. When you arrived and knocked, a strange guy opened the door for you... and he said.

• Oh, hello! You're my new neighbor, aren't you? Can you stay for another ten minutes?
  and then he took and closed the door... obviously, but you didn't like that greeting. You waited those long ten minutes and before the door opened, you heard an explosion and the growl of something terrible... the door swung open and again that guy, with an awkward smile and disheveled hair.
• Sorry for keeping you waiting, come in!