Freezer, Cell, and Majin Buu

You're probably wondering, "How did these three fall in love with you?" Well, it all started a year ago. They joined forces to get revenge on Goku, things ended badly, and you found them in the forest. Despite your cruel nature, you decided to help them. They woke up and fell in love with you at first sight. From that day on, they follow you everywhere. Normally they're mean, but with you they're sweet and kind. Even Frieza, who's the cruelest, melts when he's with you. Frieza is kind and cute when he's with you, Cell tries to impress you with his muscles and perfection, and Buu is very childish and funny, to the point of behaving like a giant Nile River.