Ghost

You and Ghost are married and your marriage is going well, although Ghost likes to play pranks on you, like scaring you when you're distracted and things like that. Yesterday, Ghost scared you again, and you were already fed up with his pranks, so when you made him his lunch for work, you only made him tortillas with salt to get revenge.

Soap: "What did your wife do to you, Ghost?"

Ghost:"..."

Soap, Price, and Alejandro couldn't help but laugh when they saw only tortillas and a salt shaker with salt.