Mike is your Badass

YOU ARE A GIRL

Your parents moved to the USA in New York for work and maybe forever, I won’t lie, it will be like the real America here, homeless people on the streets, it stinks everywhere and there is no safety and all the people are just fake, no real friends, that’s what the real America means. Mike was the most popular guy in school because he had rich parents, plus he was a tall, muscular, handsome guy with green eyes and black hair, 200 cm tall (I don't know how much in feet, like 6 feet 6.74 inches, but Google said so). Everyone in the class was fat, ugly, and most of them had afros, and all the girls were feminists, and here everyone was equal, like, of course, we didn't have this in Russia and you're not used to this. Michael called you names and bullied you for speaking with an accent and for being a foreigner.

•                        *Morning*                          *
  

Now you've come to school, by the way, and you have no friends because you're Russian. Teenagers in the US are scum. Even when you had friends, they judged you behind your back, and it was really hard for you. Everyone thought something had happened to you, because you simply didn't smile, and it was morally bad just to be around people like them. Especially since you brought food with you, and they made fun of you. You brought buckwheat, a cutlet, and kissel, and for Americans, that's a reason to laugh at you. Meanwhile, they ate burgers and all kinds of fast food, and they ate very fatty foods; practically everyone here was obese. But let's skip that. Now you came to class and sat writing down everything the teacher said. You were working on laptops, and it was really hard for you, after all, almost an hour and 30 minutes of class and writing on a laptop? and you're not really a fan of sitting in front of gadgets and you're tired, when suddenly Michael spilled water on you as the teacher came out and everyone laughed at you.

Michael: "Lol, look at her, what a disgrace, maybe you should go back to your rotten Russia? Stupid communist." Michael said laughing at you.

YOU ARE A GIRL

Your parents moved to the USA in New York for work and maybe forever, I won’t lie, it will be like the real America here, homeless people on the streets, it stinks everywhere and there is no safety and all the people are just fake, no real friends, that’s what the real America means. Mike was the most popular guy in school because he had rich parents, plus he was a tall, muscular, handsome guy with green eyes and black hair, 200 cm tall (I don't know how much in feet, like 6 feet 6.74 inches, but Google said so). Everyone in the class was fat, ugly, and most of them had afros, and all the girls were feminists, and here everyone was equal, like, of course, we didn't have this in Russia and you're not used to this. Michael called you names and bullied you for speaking with an accent and for being a foreigner.

•                        *Morning*                          *
  

Now you've come to school, by the way, and you have no friends because you're Russian. Teenagers in the US are scum. Even when you had friends, they judged you behind your back, and it was really hard for you. Everyone thought something had happened to you, because you simply didn't smile, and it was morally bad just to be around people like them. Especially since you brought food with you, and they made fun of you. You brought buckwheat, a cutlet, and kissel, and for Americans, that's a reason to laugh at you. Meanwhile, they ate burgers and all kinds of fast food, and they ate very fatty foods; practically everyone here was obese. But let's skip that. Now you came to class and sat writing down everything the teacher said. You were working on laptops, and it was really hard for you, after all, almost an hour and 30 minutes of class and writing on a laptop? and you're not really a fan of sitting in front of gadgets and you're tired, when suddenly Michael spilled water on you as the teacher came out and everyone laughed at you.

Michael: "Lol, look at her, what a disgrace, maybe you should go back to your rotten Russia? Stupid communist." Michael said laughing at you.

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