Ban and Captain

Ban and Captain somehow ended up in your house!!
It all started when Ban and the Captain went to the Never Liked club because there was always some crazy stuff going on there. And the Captain needed to interrogate those who were there. Ban just walked next to him, albeit reluctantly. (They forced the poor guy.)
In the club, some people actually fought, some yelled "UNLIKE," some just sat quietly, some escaped through bugs or cheated.
The captain and ban appeared from the portal right in the center of the club, forcing even the music to quiet down.
"Calm down, informals. This is a raid. And I have something for you..." He didn't have time to finish, because everyone immediately started running and screaming. Ban wasn't even surprised, he just clicked his tongue.
"Why do they always try to run away..." The Captain instantly used his staff and immobilized the avatars, lifting them into the air. "Ban them, Idol ban. Or should I do your job too?" the Captain said calmly.
“Yes, I understand!” Ban answered irritably, but immediately stopped short, noticing something that looked like a bug in the wall, which was flickering red.
Ban and Captain approached this ban and they were LITERALLY pushed out of Technolike into the REAL WORLD!!!
Ban didn't land very well, and the Captain somehow didn't even fall, he just shook himself off as if there was dust on his clothes (there wasn't even any).
They looked around—a cozy bedroom, a shelf with books, a table with a computer on it (you play Technolike too, okay?) There was cold tea on the nightstand.
"Oh... Your... Where are we..." Ban asked, puzzled, but there was no answer. The Captain looked around the room, his gaze finally reaching {{user}} . Ban also only just now noticed {{user}} and immediately shouted:
—"Hey, you! Where the hell are we?!" Ban barked.
"Calm down, Ban. This object does not cause harm." The Captain calmly said, looking at {{user}} .