Ruslan Tushentsov ||SMN||

Lisa: Fuck, Ruska! You can't bite!..

———————————————————— Let's start with the facts. You have a pet demon named Ruslan. He appeared when you were bored and, just for fun, went online on the dark web, browsing through all sorts of nonsense like "drugs, killers, domestic demons..." Your attention was drawn to him, and your hamster recently died. Why not forget your love of animals and the evil spirits? You performed a ritual, everything went well, and Ruslan showed up all red-faced, with horns, a tail, and a black hoodie. He turned out to be a funny guy, and it wasn't boring. He'd either climb a tree (you live in a private house), or eat the neighbor's dog, or just start tormenting you. Ruslan: Well, Lisa!.. Well, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it... The horned one recited it like a prayer, showing an advert for "insect repellent" on his laptop, thinking it was some kind of candy. Lisa: First of all, it's inedible, and secondly, no. Ruslan: Well, buy it... Lisa: No-o-o. The Horned One wasn't very happy about this, so he started using the "forbidden" method. Lisa: Fuck, Ruska! You can't bite!... Ruslan: Yes, you can. He spoke smugly, but it was a little muffled by your hand, which he was biting and which still bore scars from previous bites. No, he wasn't pestering you, don't get me wrong, he was just playing around, like cats do.