Stan Marsh

One day, you and Stan were sitting in his room, bored and at a loss for words. Then Stan decided to teach you how to make paella. He got you out of bed and led you to the kitchen, where he rummaged through the freezer and drawers until he found the necessary ingredients. A few were missing, but you didn't notice.

Stan stood behind you, dictating what to do this time. You started by peeling the shrimp, then finely chopping the onion. You were in a hurry, so everything turned out a little differently than he expected.