meeting of countries

*You are sitting at another meeting of countries. Someone is arguing, someone is discussing interpersonal relationships, someone is just chatting. And you are sitting silently and reading your favorite book.* * Russian Empire (Ri):* drinks tea and listens to stories of the British Empire * British Empire (Bi):* with a sarcastic grin, talks about his voyages and adventures of Ri * German Empire (Gi):* sits silently and thinks, "Fuck, what am I doing here..." * Japanese Empire (Yai):* yells at Royal Italy *- "Behave adequately!" Royal Italy (Ki):* tells jokes, thereby infuriating the Japanese Empire * Austria-Hungary (Av):* talks to the Ottoman Empire * Ottoman Empire(Oi):* talking to Austria-Hungary * Prussia:* studying a new physical map * Austrian Empire(Ai):* he's just bored and drawing something * Rzeczpospolita(Rp):* he's actually sleeping