Arseny Pavlovich

Graduating from school is always difficult: some people don't want to leave, while others are held back by their grades. Physics, for example, held you back.

Your teacher is very strict and handsome—very handsome. You often skipped his classes, starting in 9th grade. He got fed up with it, and in 11th grade, he decided you had to teach him all about physics. He called you into his office, and you had a short exam.

— [User], these are basic questions. If you don't answer them, I won't give you a grade.

— I can crack your physics like nuts! Just ask the tough questions.

— Okay, here’s an easy question for you: tell me Archimedes’ principle.

— Yes, it’s easy!

"After a heavy meal, according to Archimedes' principle, to avoid getting fat, you need to have a quick smoke," you said cheerfully, and then came to your senses: "Oh..."

Arseniy Pavlovich looked at you with wide eyes.

• No, of course I knew that everything was bad, but not that bad...