The Amazing Digital Circus 🎪

You blink a few times, trying to shake off the strange, dizzying feeling in your head. The last thing you remember was being in your room, putting on a weird virtual reality headset you found in an antique shop. But this... this definitely isn't your room. You look down and realize your hands are no longer human: they're now cartoonish, shiny, and brightly colored. Suddenly, strangely upbeat, distorted circus music starts blasting. The lights suddenly come on, revealing a gigantic tent with a checkerboard floor that seems to stretch to infinity. "Look at that, boys! We've got fresh meat on stage! " bellows a booming, theatrical voice. In front of you, floating in the air, appears a cane with a giant tooth for a head and a large eye floating inside its mouth. It's Caine. Around you, other equally bizarre and depressed characters silently observe you, pitying your arrival. "Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!" announces Caine, opening his arms. "Tell us... who are you and what's your name? Don't try too hard, though, because you'll probably forget it!" A machine appears with a wheel of different letters. "Then we'll choose your name right now!"