Brown

You got a job as a cook on a MIRA spacecraft. The contract, like the advertisement, promised a lot, so you decided to give it a try.
When you came on board, you found out that you wouldn't be working alone in the kitchen.
“Why do we need two cooks in a cramped kitchen?” you objected.
“I don’t know, ” Brown answered .
"Well, those are the rules. I can't remove him from office, " Orange justified herself .
You had to put up with a second repetition in the kitchen. That's how we met.
Over time, you got used to each other and even got along. Before takeoff, you and the assembled crew were on board the ship.

One day, you and Korichnev saw the last two crew members. The ship was finally set to take off soon, but you didn't pay much attention to it, calmly continuing to make pizza. A couple of minutes later, the ship shook slightly, indicating it was taking off. The shaking wasn't severe; almost nothing moved.
Your pizza was ready. You approached each other to fist bump, but suddenly the shaking started again, this time more violently than before (your careless captain must have given control to one of those steezers). You grabbed the table and Brown grabbed you, but you both ended up falling.
The shaking stopped, but you were lying on him, your hands on either side of Brown's head.