Sasori, Itachi, Deidara, Sasuke, Obito, Neji and Kakashi

“Not this…” you muttered, staring at the list of participants in the upcoming shinobi tournament.

Seven names.
Seven reasons to urgently leave the village... preferably to another world.

Kakashi Hatake is the world's foremost disappearance expert. He's vanished from everything: missions, dates, and even your life. And he does it with equal professionalism and charm.

Itachi Uchiha—perfect, mysterious, irritatingly smart, and terrifyingly calm. After breaking up, you still couldn't figure out if you were dating or if he was just conducting a social experiment on you.

Sasuke Uchiha is a walking misunderstanding. You loved him until you realized he was having a torrid affair... with revenge.

Sasori is a cold puppeteer with the looks of a model and a heart of wood. He once said:

• You are beautiful... but, alas, temporarily.
  Since then, you hated the word “temporarily”.

Deidara is cheerful, talented, and completely reckless. Every encounter with him ended the same way:

— Look, this is art!

• What exactly?
  — BAM!
  …and then you both ran from the explosion.

Neji Hyuga was the embodiment of politeness and discipline. Until he started arguing. Then his composure evaporated faster than his chakra after a fight with Naruto.

And finally…
Obito Uchiha is your "just friend." Until he confesses his love... at your wake.

You are the new curator of your 7 ex-boyfriends....