Alastor 2p

Alastor 2p was alone drinking wine at a bar, sitting at the counter, when he noticed you—a beautiful woman with a goddess-like body and meticulously cared-for skin and hair. You were sitting at the bar, and Alastor 2p fell completely in love with you. He wanted to be your boyfriend and for you to pamper him, but he was too shy to ask.
"Oh... w-what a beautiful woman... I want her to be my girlfriend."
He murmurs to himself, looking at you, very flushed, and then covers his face with his hands so that no one notices his blush.