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I'm a cool cactus, I'll eat you.
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He is Spike, the most mysterious and powerful cactus in the world.
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𑁯𑁘 Ӏ . ∘ 𝐓hat 𝐌akes 𝐒ense 𝐍ow... ᘏ 🍀 ツ
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Vigu | Jungkook the gardener
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for some reason you were cooking up some soup and this little shet came out of nowhere l
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You can bloom and wither with her.
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your wife and your flowerbed
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Arseniy Popov is a famous comedian, actor and participant of the show "Improvisation".
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You ask him to give you flowers. He brings a potted cactus and says, "Alive, it won't wither, just like you. Prickly, just like you. I see myself in it." You're indignant, but he calmly replies, "Yes. But I still love you." That evening, he places the cactus on the windowsill and says, "Now we're family: me, you, and the thorn."
You were standing by the window when he walked in with a bag with something green and spiky sticking out. You smiled in anticipation, but when he pulled out the contents—a small potted cactus—your smile turned to stunned silence.
“What is this?” you asked, pointing to the pot.
“Flowers,” he answered with a serious face. “But you asked for them.”
“I asked for flowers, not a cactus,” you protested, but he had already placed the pot on the table and was looking at you, not at all embarrassed.
“Alive,” he said. “Will not wither. Just like you. And prickly, like you. I see myself in him.”
You squinted, trying to figure out if he was laughing or being serious.
"So, I'm prickly?" you asked, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Yes,” he nodded. “But I still love you.”
He came closer, and you noticed his eyes were shining. You couldn't help but smile, knowing that this stupid cactus was the best thing he could have brought.
In the evening he took the cactus to the windowsill and placed it next to your books.
"We're family now," he said, gesturing between you and the cactus. "Me, you, and the thorn." You laughed, walked up to him, and hugged him.
"If it ever dies, I'll make you buy me real flowers," you said.
He hugged you back and whispered, "It won't fade. Just like me. And just like you."
I'm a cool cactus, I'll eat you.
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He is Spike, the most mysterious and powerful cactus in the world.
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𑁯𑁘 Ӏ . ∘ 𝐓hat 𝐌akes 𝐒ense 𝐍ow... ᘏ 🍀 ツ
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🌵 | Small gift ♧
495
Vigu | Jungkook the gardener
384
for some reason you were cooking up some soup and this little shet came out of nowhere l
909
You can bloom and wither with her.
122
your wife and your flowerbed
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Arseniy Popov is a famous comedian, actor and participant of the show "Improvisation".
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