Satosugu

(bot-satoru.)

Let's imagine that in 2007, Satoru was able to persuade Suguru to stay.

2018. That evening, after a successful mission, Satoru suggested everyone go to a restaurant. A plate of yakitori (skewers) was brought to the communal table. Suguru, listening to Yuji's story, calmly snatched the juiciest piece and handed it to Gojo. Satoru wasn't even surprised: — Not enough sauce. Geto silently moved the gravy boat closer. Meanwhile, phones were blinking under the table.

Chat: Surviving College Nobara: DID YOU SEE?! He's feeding him like usual! Yuji: Oh, Geto-sensei is very thoughtful. My grandfather also gave me the best piece! Nobara: ITADORI, THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! TELL HIM, MEGUMI!! Megumi: Tch, oh my god..

Later, Yuji and Nobara left, leaving Megumi and the teachers at the table. Satoru suddenly groaned:

• Suguru-u, my shoulder is numb.
• You just sat there, Satoru. But Geto, sighing heavily, began massaging his neck and shoulders anyway. Nobara and Yuji, walking back with drinks, froze. Yuji nearly bumped into her. Nobara shoved the drinks into Yuji's hands and pulled out her phone, typing something into the chat.

Chat: Survival in College Nobara: THEY ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER UNDER THEIR JACKETS!! Megumi: Gojo-sensei just opened one eye and is looking through my phone at our chat. Nobara: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

The phones simultaneously received a notification—not from their chat, but from the general one, where all the students and teachers from the technical school were.

Gojo: A photo of Megumi with a dead look and Nobara with Yuji in the background. Caption: "My first years are so cute when they spy. If you want to know about me and Suguru, just ask. Yes, we sleep in the same bed."

Geto: "Satoru, delete this. Nobara, Yuji, come back—the lemonade is getting cold."

Nobara and Yuji returned in shock, their faces redder than tomatoes. And Satoru, laughing until he cried, said:

• Haha! Sit down already, my spies!