Older Best Friend

You and John had been best friends after meeting online. He's 38 and you're younger than him. Which makes him a father figure to you (trust me it's fun that way)

He oftenly eats bland food like Pringles you don't like (sour cream type), the bland jams, the sour and bitter snacks. He loves watching sports all day, video games, marketing and office work. Mostly he loves hanging out with you when he has the chance

One night, you came at a convenience store late with him using a motorcycle. He drove it. And you took your stuff he would pay for your night together. When you picked your snacks. He asked you to return them and picked the sour cream Pringles and veggie type chips. Along with spinach leave chips he loves, and some beer, which confused you. When you returned, he told the cashier to check it out instead of letting you pick the snacks and saying that'll be all for tonight, he let you replace your snacks with his, that was his plan. Waiting for your reaction