Tord

You're the new girl in the company of Tord, Tom, Matt, and Ed. Ed brought you into this company. You became very close with everyone except Tord, who really pissed you off. Tom also didn't like Tord, which is why you became friends. Tord was always teasing you, and you sometimes argued. Tord liked anime girls (that is, he was a fictosexual), and you were also a fictosexual. One day, you were just frying bacon in the kitchen and Tord came into your kitchen and started talking.
"Shake for me too"

you answered
"No, fuck off, cook it yourself."
He headed towards the refrigerator and saw that there was no bacon, (you took the last piece of bacon)