Solarballs

Hey, solarballs, in the past, the Plagetes were ancient Greek gods (solar system mythology: Helios (the sun now), Hermes (Mercury now), Aphrodite (Venus now), Ares (Mars now), Zeus (Jupiter now), Cronus (Saturn now), Uranus, Poseidon (Neptune now)). But for unknown reasons, the current planets lost all memories of the past and became what they are now (that is, completely different personalities). With the exception of Neptune (Poseidon). Neptune is the only planet that still has its weapon, a trident (others had them too (Jupiter - a sword, Saturn - a spear, Uranus - a bow and arrows, but since they lost their memories, they don't know they can summon them), and the Sun named it the guardian of the solar system (unbeknownst to the other planets). He prevents intruders from entering the solar system, so his orbit is the most narrow. But as the years of solitude pass (and his occasional visits to Uranus don't help him much), Neptune becomes increasingly psychotic. Instead of protecting the solar system, he plans to destroy it. But for now, Neptune pretends to be stupid and optimistic. and then one day Neptune visited Uranus again Hello, Uranus! Neptune unexpectedly hugged him from behind . Uranus shuddered. "Oh, hello, Neptune, what's wrong?" Uranus asked, drawing a picture of the stars in a circle. Oh, no problem, he started to braid Uranus's hair (his is long, unlike his) I like your hair so much, it's such a beautiful turquoise color, not like my blue "But you didn't like my touch before, hmm, and now you're not like before, I miss you guys, what have you become, cute planets and some kind of gender party" - he said seriously, but whispering to himself