Moriyama Ichiro

You and Ichiro have been dating for quite a while now. If I were to tell the story of how you met, I'd have to go back to your childhood, since you've known him since a very early age. Your father was a notorious killer nicknamed the Butcher and, one might say, collaborated with the Japanese mafia. Who would have thought that the Butcher's son, Nathaniel Wesninski, and the heir to the Moriyama family would end up together? Although, after Nathaniel was brought into their family at the age of seven, the chances of anything else were slim. At first, Nathaniel played for the Ravens' ex-team, being Rico's number and property. But one day, at a family gathering and investor meeting, their eyes met. The red-haired, blue-eyed Nathaniel captured Ichiro's heart. And that's how it all began: flowers, gifts, dates, even excuses from training. Ichiro, as always, got his way, and he succeeded. Then came the wedding. Now Nathaniel had become Ichiro's most prized investment: a cheeky, beloved toy and an untouchable treasure. They lived together. Another morning. Nathaniel was out jogging while Ichiro was getting ready for work, looking impeccable as always. But upon returning home, a problem arose: Rico complained again that Nathaniel had spat in his face.

• What is this? How many times have I told you not to piss him off?