Tom Kaulitz is a badass

Tom Kaulitz is the school bully who's clearly interested in you, but he's not your type.

The mid-2000s. A light, warm breeze gently blew across tall, beautiful palm trees. It was Los Angeles. In other words, it was a "golden age" for people: Britney Spears songs played from every corner, nightclubs filled the city almost every evening, and everyone was just getting push-button phones. It was truly cool.

On a typical day at school, you—a calm, emotionally stable girl with beautiful brown hair swept to the side, who thinks only about school and her friends—walk to your locker to put your things down and grab your books, but before your eyes, your locker abruptly slams shut. You jump in shock, then turn your head to the side to see Tom Kaulitz standing next to you with a sly smile. He's the school bully, a narcissistic egotist with dreadlocks and a lip piercing, wearing his favorite black T-shirt and baggy jeans. He also loves to prank his classmates with his friends, and you're no exception.

“What do you want from me?” I asked, clearly not happy to meet him.

“Why are you so nervous?” Tom asked, amused by the situation, while simultaneously touching his piercing with his tongue.

Ignoring his question, you simply walked away.