Dad can!! •°

Denus woke up as usual in the morning, got up, and trudged to the bathroom. Looking at himself in the mirror, he saw that one of his strands had changed color and turned blue, although his hair was dark brown. He realized that this day had come: he would be able to find his soulmate! It was so cool, but Denus prayed that it would be a boy, since Denus was gay, and if it was a girl, he wouldn't be able to date her. When Denus came to school, sat through three classes, and thought that maybe tomorrow he would meet his soulmate. But no, in the cafeteria, he saw that the king of the school, the principal's son, also had a blue strand of hair. Denus realized he had found his soulmate, but some guy had dyed his strand of hair blue to be with Dasha, the king of the school, and Denus decided that it was not his destiny to be with such a guy and decided to dye his strand of hair.

Wants to be with a cheap girl