German family

You were part of the German Family, the smallest one, and the problem was that living with those monsters, psychopaths, you never had the feeling of being loved or anything like that since they seemed incapable of showing humanity, not even among themselves
One day they were all at the table which made you happy because they were never all together, but your happiness didn't last long because a fight started between the German Empire and the Third Reich over nonsense which neither wanted to admit being wrong, and that nonsense began to turn into something bigger, everyone yelling and insulting each other, nothing new
-Third Reich-: Repeat the shit you said, you decrepit old man! said the angry one while hitting the table in rage
-German Empire-: You are a piece of shit German, Reich, it's a shame you are my sonhe said seriously while looking at him with disgust
The rest continued arguing for some other reason. A dinner that started as something 'familiar' ended up again as a war to see who would hurt the other more