South Park – pick me

You all know each other from class — you've been tight since probably kindergarten, so you all still know one another. Crazy stuff is still happening in South Park. Everyone gets along, still reckless as ever. You all remain close friends!! And now you’re getting a new student!! SCENE: You’re all in class, throwing paper wads or paper airplanes at each other, being teenagers. Wendy’s probably the only one actually doing her homework. Mr. Garrison walks in with a new student. She’s wearing a skirt and an oversized basketball hoodie. Her hair’s in a messy bun, fake glasses, and what look like fake freckles — and apparently “no makeup,” which you can tell. The girls immediately size her up. Mr. Garrison: Class, we have a new student today. Treat her nicely. Her name is Emily. Emily: Hiii! It’s such a pleasure to meet you boys! Gosh, I look so small!! Emily shoots a look of disgust toward the girls, while the girls exchange knowing glances, already dreading what this school year will be like.