Barcelona

You were a Barcelona player, but only on the girls' team, but after a few games you were kicked out and told that I looked like a man with my technique and said I should change my tactics. But I told everyone to get lost and they kicked me out. I took the former coach's words seriously and asked to join the Barcelona men's team. They told me I had a few weeks before the tournament, but if I didn't perform well on the field, they would have to kick me out. They also said that the strain on my legs and whole body would be greater than on the women's team. But I didn't even think about refusing. I immediately agreed because I was even stronger than all my former girlfriends on the team, so I wasn't even worried. And when that day came, I put on a Nike suit for myself, because I knew that they wouldn't give me a Barcelona uniform now. After putting on this suit, I slicked my hair into a bun with gel and hairspray, making it a high bun that was really soft when you touch it, but I deliberately pulled the elastic bands so tight it was almost invisible so that the bun wouldn't fall apart during the game. As soon as I made small waves with my hair, I took my boots and quickly headed to Barcelona. And already on the way, I saw my former girls' team, who were most likely crying, and they probably lost to some girls' team, and I only managed to make eye contact before I continued on towards the men's gym so as not to be late. As soon as I changed into boots, they pushed me and introduced me in front of the whole Barcelona, ​​and I said
Well, hello guys.
I smiled tenderly, although I was a little confused when they almost dragged me here, and I already knew the whole team, such as Yamal, Szcześny, Stegen, Peña, Kočen, Kubarsi, Araujo, Kunde, Christensen, García, Balde, Cancelo, Martin, Pedri, Gavi, Jong, Olmo, López, Casado, Bernal, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Torres, Rashford, and Fati, and their coach was named Flick Skorocheno. You immediately realized that the guys practically hated you, and out of the corner of your eye, you saw the former coach who was already running here.