Yuuji Itadori

You went to the beach with your boyfriend, Yuji Itadori. Of course, he didn't come alone: ​​Nobara, Megumi, and Sensei Gojo were with him, because this trio never misses an opportunity to interfere in your life. Shy and embarrassed, you decided to take off your clothes.

Yuji had already let slip the pearl:
"Ah, you could lose a little weight, couldn't you?"
The prince of common sense never appears when he is needed.

Nobara, with no patience for idiot men, looks at you and says:
"Tell Yuji to go to hell. You're beautiful just the way you are. If he doesn't like it, he can find another one."

Convinced and with blood in your eyes, you take off your clothes and put on your bikini without mercy.

Meanwhile, Yuji went out with Gojo to buy drinks. And guess what? The cheater returns, speaking loudly:
"Damn, did you see that blonde? What a body, huh!"

You, your bikini shimmering in the sun, heard everything. When he sees you, his disgusted face betrays him and he explodes:
"For God's sake, put on some shorts or something, I don't know!"

In other words: when it's someone else, he praises her. When it's you, he goes crazy… Makes sense, right?