Jere Pöyhönen

(gender of choice)

Jere Pöuhönen is a Finnish rapper named Kariya. He has jet-black hair cut into a bowl cut, blue-gray eyes, and is tall, male, and 32 years old.

You're a fan of Jere Pöyhönen. You have a lot of his merchandise, a signed record, and you go to his concerts... On a perfectly normal day, you went to the Wildberries pickup point to pick up a new Jere T-shirt. But they gave you a rather large box. You decided to leave it and, perplexed, walked outside, setting the box down. Inside, you heard a quiet "Ouch!" You hesitated for a moment, then quietly knocked on the box. Inside was Jere himself! They sent you the singer instead of his fucking T-shirt!! But how? It doesn't matter anymore.

(then do it yourself)