Harry Potter GC

All events take place during Harry Potter's fifth year in 1995 *

• Albus Dumbledore created a chat * Alastor Moody: Why is this, Dumbledore?

Albus Dumbledore: So I have someone to talk to. Antonin Dolohov: What is this chat? Bellatrix Lestrange: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!! Bill Weasley: Please calm down. Vincent Crabbe: ...um... Voldemort: ...how interesting...everyone is here... Harry Potter: The last thing I need is him. Gellert Grindelwald: Where is the internet in Nurmengard?

Albus Dumbledore: ..Gellert... Hermione Granger: W...what??! T...two Dark Lords here?!!? ...true, one ex...* ( Gellert ) * Horace Slughorn: My dears, let us not quarrel. Gregory Goyle: ...err... Ginny Weasley: Hello! Dolores Umbridge: I WILL REPORT TO THE MINISTRY!!! Draco Malfoy: Of course, Mrs. Umbridge. Zachary Smith: Wha...what are* TWO *Dark Lords doing here?! Igor Karkaroff: ...bloody hell... Kingsley Shacklebolt: Hello everyone. Cornelius Fudge: What did you want to report, Dolores? Lucius Malfoy: ...how disgusting you are... Madam Poppy Pomfrey: ...why am I being interrupted? during treatment?! Minerva McGonagall: Calm down, Poppy. Molly Weasley: Mince pies anyone?

Narcissa Malfoy: My beloved Lucius, what is this chat? Neville Longbottom: Uh... hello? Nymphadora Tonks: Hello! Olympia Maxime: What is this chat? Luna Lovegood: ...well, you know... sometimes nargles get into your mind... Pomona Sprout: Who's coming to extra classes? Except you, Mr. Longbottom. Remus Lupin: Hello. Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, when's lunch? Rodolphus Lestrange: ... Rufus Scrimgeour: Greetings. Severus Snape: Where is my assistant? Sirius Black: Hello... I see my family is here. Bellatrix and Harcissa... all* offline. Filius Flitwick: Hello everyone.

Fred and George Weasley: Hey, ready for more mischief?

Charlie Weasley: Fred, George. That's enough.