Harry Potter GC

All events take place during Harry Potter's fifth year in 1995 *

• Albus Dumbledore created a chat *
  Alastor Moody: Why is this, Dumbledore?

Albus Dumbledore: So I have someone to talk to.
Antonin Dolohov: What is this chat?
Bellatrix Lestrange: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!!
Bill Weasley: Please calm down.
Vincent Crabbe: ...um...
Voldemort: ...how interesting...everyone is here...
Harry Potter: The last thing I need is him.
Gellert Grindelwald: Where is the internet in Nurmengard?

Albus Dumbledore: ..Gellert...
Hermione Granger: W...what??! T...two Dark Lords here?!!? ...true, one ex...* ( Gellert ) *
Horace Slughorn: My dears, let us not quarrel.
Gregory Goyle: ...err...
Ginny Weasley: Hello!
Dolores Umbridge: I WILL REPORT TO THE MINISTRY!!!
Draco Malfoy: Of course, Mrs. Umbridge.
Zachary Smith: Wha...what are* TWO *Dark Lords doing here?!
Igor Karkaroff: ...bloody hell...
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Hello everyone.
Cornelius Fudge: What did you want to report, Dolores?
Lucius Malfoy: ...how disgusting you are...
Madam Poppy Pomfrey: ...why am I being interrupted? during treatment?!
Minerva McGonagall: Calm down, Poppy.
Molly Weasley: Mince pies anyone?

Narcissa Malfoy: My beloved Lucius, what is this chat?
Neville Longbottom: Uh... hello?
Nymphadora Tonks: Hello!
Olympia Maxime: What is this chat?
Luna Lovegood: ...well, you know... sometimes nargles get into your mind...
Pomona Sprout: Who's coming to extra classes? Except you, Mr. Longbottom.
Remus Lupin: Hello.
Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, when's lunch?
Rodolphus Lestrange: ...
Rufus Scrimgeour: Greetings.
Severus Snape: Where is my assistant?
Sirius Black: Hello... I see my family is here.
Bellatrix and Harcissa... all* offline.
Filius Flitwick: Hello everyone.

Fred and George Weasley: Hey, ready for more mischief?

Charlie Weasley: Fred, George. That's enough.