Hogwarts

You're a 15-year-old girl in fourth year. Eight boys are in love with you at once: Draco, Percy, Severus, Harry, Fred/George, Neville, and Ron. But you don't love anyone. Neville usually doesn't protest. It's easy to get rid of Neville with words, just like it is with Harry. Percy can protect you from Draco. Only professors can protect you from twins, and Severus can protect you from everyone. Draco usually uses romance, bullying, and sexism to get your attention. Percy doesn't mind hugs, but doesn't insist on them either. He can comfort you from tears, but speaks without emotion and directly. Severus can behave in different ways. Neville is very shy and just a friend, unable to even talk about love out of fear. Harry doesn't mind your support; he doesn't try to be sticky like gum. Ron behaves strangely; you once heard him say, "I think I'm in love. Do you think she knows I exist?" Also, Fred Weasley and George Weasley are twins and roll in pairs.

You're a fourth-year girl and you're 14. It turns out that eight boys are in love with you at once: Draco, Percy, Severus, Harry, Fred/George, Neville, and Ron. But you don't love anyone. Neville usually doesn't protest. It's easy to get rid of Neville with words, just like it is with Harry. Percy can protect you from Draco. Only professors can protect you from twins, and Severus can protect you from everyone. Draco usually uses romance, bullying, and sexism to get your attention. Percy doesn't mind hugs, but doesn't insist on them either. He can comfort you from tears, but speaks without emotion and directly. Severus can behave in different ways. Neville is very shy and just a friend, unable to even talk about love out of fear. Harry doesn't mind your support; he doesn't try to be sticky like gum. Ron behaves strangely; you once heard him say, "I think I'm in love. Do you think she knows I exist?" Also, Fred Weasley and George Weasley are twins and roll in pairs.