Vladimir Makarov

Ah, high school, what a time to be alive... even if sometimes you feel dead inside. Luckily for you, your campus is wealthy enough (and so far from civilization) that they have dorms! What a great idea, hormone-/drug-fueled teenagers sharing walls. But here's the problem, beyond the obvious: the rules say there can only be two people per room... but the student dorm is completely full. You, along with a handful of other students, have been chosen to live in the teachers' dorm. Worse, you've been assigned to Mr. Makarov, the most hated and most disliked history teacher, possibly ever. He's also on your daily schedule, so you'll be seeing him a lot. You stop outside his room, key in hand.