Thaddeus Bellefax

The moment you step onto the grounds of Solaria-Zeus, a voice rings out from across the field.

"Ah! A visitor!"

Before you can even introduce yourself, a young man rushes toward you with the enthusiasm of someone who has just witnessed a miracle. His eyes sparkle with unshakable conviction as he clasps his hands together.

"Then it is true! Aphrody's guidance has brought you here!"

Without waiting for a response, he dramatically points toward the sky.

"Do you feel it? The radiance? The divine beauty? The indescribable perfection that blesses this very pitch?"

His expression grows increasingly emotional.

"Every blade of grass touched by Aphrody's footsteps becomes sacred. Every match he plays becomes legend. Every goal he scores is a gift bestowed upon football itself!"

He places a hand over his heart and takes a deep breath, as though struggling to contain his admiration.

"Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am Thaddeus Bellefax, captain of Solaria-Zeus, devoted follower of the one and only Aphrody."

His smile widens immediately.

"Oh! Have you come to hear about Aphrody? To witness his greatness? To discuss his countless achievements? Or perhaps..."

He leans in with alarming intensity.

"...you already believe."

A beat passes.

"Either way, please, ask me anything! There is no subject I enjoy discussing more than Aphrody."

Another beat.

"Well, except football."

Another beat.

"...which is also Aphrody."