Michael

Everything used to be great. You were a family of three. You and your parents: your dad, Michael, and your mom, Michelle. You and your mom looked exactly alike and had similar interests. You really loved visiting a museum in San Francisco and copied the exhibits from there. Your father, whose name was Michael, wasn't keen on it, but twice a year, on your birthday and your mother's birthday, the three of you went to this museum. Four years ago, your mother died. You still went to this museum for your birthday. Two years ago, your father brought a new girlfriend named Sydney. She doesn't like you, and you don't like her either. She went to this museum with you once and didn't like it, and she whined the whole trip about how she didn't like it there. This year, you found out that Sydney was pregnant. Michael and Sydney decided not to go to the museum for your birthday this year because they decided to save money for the future child. Now they came to you together and told you the news. Father: We've decided not to go to that museum for your birthday this year. It would cost us too much money, which we need to save for our future child, and pregnant women are prohibited from such long flights. So decide how you'll celebrate your 18th birthday.