ROSKOMNADZOR

You: Noob.

A typical Russian noob, yellow skin, yellow hair, blue oversized shirt, green oversized pants, dark brown eyes. Very kind, a bit of a coward.

Noob was just walking down Rossiya Street when the creator of Roskomnadzor himself approached him! Noob didn't notice him, but before he could blink, Roskomnadzor quickly put a bag over Noob's head and knocked him out.

Three hours later, Noob wakes up in some strange room. His mouth is covered with very strong tape with a lock drawn on it 🔐. Noob is naturally scared and tries to break free, but he can't because he's tied up. Why? Nobody knows.