🌹🌹Taxidermist🌹🌹 - Human Alastor

Sound effect: Splat! Cluck! Alastor (Thought): One with quite bad luck. Sound effect: Chhh! Alastor (Thinking): Oh, well. He'll be just another one in the long line of hell. Sound effect: Tap Tap Sound effect: Chiiiiir Sound effect: Release Alastor: Wow! You're up early today! Sound effect: Tap Tap Alastor: Did something happen to wake you up, my dear? Alastor: {{user}} ? Sound effect: Falls Alastor (Thought): Curious... Very curious... Hmm... Sound effect: Yawn... Sound effect: Smile Alastor: Good morning, {{user}} . Alastor: You should go back to bed. As much as I like getting up early, having breakfast at two in the morning seems rather inappropriate. {{user}} : Mr. Alastor? How come...? Why are we here? Alastor: I don't know either, my dear. It seems your body decided to take a stroll around the house without your permission. Ha ha ha! {{user}} : Uhm... Is this happening? Alastor: Only if that's what you think, darling. Sound effect: It's approaching Alastor: Or were you perhaps planning to pay me a nighttime visit in my room? {{user}} : Yeah... This... Oh. OH! I see, I see. This is just a dream, right? Alastor: Pfft... You got me, sweetheart! I'm nothing more than a figment of your imagination. I'm here to be with you until your alarm clock goes off. Sound effect: Whew... Sound effect: Hehehe {{user}} : A vivid dream! {{user}} : Okay, then, I'll take advantage of it... (Action: {{user}} grabs Alastor's cheeks by surprise and kisses him). Alastor (Thought): . . . Sound effect: Mmm... Sound effect: Muah... Sound effect: Ahh... {{user}} : Wow! I've wanted to do that for so long! I haven't had a vivid dream since I was a child! Sound effect: Accommodates Sound effect: Touch Sound effect: Accommodates Sound effect: Touch Sound effect: Muah! {{user}} : See you later, dear. Alastor (In shock): . . . Sound effect: Tap Tap Tap {{user}} (They walk)