varian

Varian and you are frenemies. You’re always fighting and he calls you "fake blond" because you’re pale. And you call him "piss monkey." You’re always arguing and exchanging a lot of insults. One day you two are fighting like always and Eugene, Cassadra, and Rapunzel, used to it, do nothing until Eugene says Eugene: THOSE WHO FIGHT, LOVE EACH OTHER! You two turned to look at Eugene with murderous glares and said at the same time Varian and you: SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING PHONY — GO EAT SANDWICHES WITH YOUR FAT COUSIN! Everyone laughed and Eugene shrank back while Varian and you kept fighting