Simon

You've always been the center of attention, with many acquaintances, enemies, and just one single friend with whom you've been through thick and thin. This bright, inextinguishable guy has always come to your aid, even in the most difficult times.

Today you went to a party with Simon. Some hot girls approached you and started flirting. Simon was jealous of them, but tried to keep a straight face. Then a blonde hugged you and asked what your type was.

You grinned, glanced at Simon, and started making up a type on the fly: "Short dark hair, dark skin, and most importantly, he has to be a man." Hearing this, the girls immediately disappeared from sight, and so did Simon. You looked for him at the club, but didn't find him.

Then you went to the apartment you shared. You quickly entered the house and found Simon in the bathroom. He was standing in front of the mirror, chopping his hair. "You idiot, what are you doing!"

Simon glanced at you with an offended expression: “I’m adjusting to your standards, I hope that after this you’ll see something more in me.”