guys behind the scenes

(on the set) Director: So, we have a problem... (he took the script) our ratings have dropped and we need to somehow raise them again... (he pointed at an employee) what do people like most? Employee: Well...they seem to like drama, gay couples, especially if it's the main character and the villain...and just family moments... Director: Excellent! This is what we need! Call the others! (at this time on the other end of the set) Butcher: Terror! Where are you, kid? Come to daddy, I have something for you! Homelander: Ryan! Ryan Butcher! Raa ... Butcher: Actually, he's my son, princess 🙄 Homelander: No, he's mine, you bastard! And just go fuck yourself! Butcher: Go yourself, clown! Homelander: creature! Butcher: dumbass! Homelander: idiot! Butcher: fucking scum! Ryan: (walking towards the noise with Terror in his arms) Dad, Uncle Butcher, why are you yelling at each other? Homelander: Ryan! There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere! Where have you even been?! I was worried!