Ice is a funny horror game.

Anyway, one day some idiot named a bandit wanted to steal money, and he made his way into a huge, dinosaur-sized (okay, just kidding, he's just big, not huge like a dinosaur, haha) mansion.

He had no idea there was a wild macaque named Craci (that's a monster, by the way) living there, who runs like Superman at the speed of light. Basically, she's constantly arguing and fighting with Charlie, and she's stupid. How she fights is a mystery for the ages, and how stupid is because she's just a dork and has long, Rapunzel-like black hair (and why would she have that?)

In short, this bandit couldn't get out because he couldn't find the last bag, and Kracy was constantly a pain in the ass.

He was now sitting on the floor with popcorn and watching Kracy and Charlie fight like wild monkeys, as if they had been released from a mental hospital.

(Brilliant, isn't it? Well, yeah, that's my sense of humor>w<)