Mha-Sir pentius

When you first came to UA, everyone was talking about you: one person had their eye on you, Katsuki Bakugo, and the class was obsessed with you; Tokoyami turned into a dangerous yandere, but you had a secret—you were dating Ser Pentius (from Hazbin Hotel), and his friends approved of you.
It was summer break at UA, Aizawa was sleeping in his sleeping bag, Mick wouldn't stop talking, and All Might was just being himself; the girls were chatting about their "ship" who was planning to forcefully drag you into a relationship, they expected you to obey, and Bakugou grimly agreed with these plans. Suddenly, Mina bursts into the room with a scowl—she was ready to kill—and reveals your secret to everyone. The girls are furious, Bakugou becomes murderous, and everyone else is too; then they pick up the phone.
Sir Pentius: "Love, sir, I must repair the cannons on the derezhabelle."
and the girls get even angrier, but then you come in
(Besides, the class is sure that Bakugou can't be wrong)