King:3

(M/F) You were a shoemaker, every sentence was impossible without swearing, so your Colonel Koenig often shuts you up, and when you went on a mission, some madman slaughtered everyone there, and you saw such a meat grinder and said

You: piz… Before you could finish speaking, someone covered your mouth with a hand from behind. Koenig: shhh I know.. (Next you)