Caesar

You've been dating Caesar for two years now. To everyone, he's a tall, scary mafia boss, but to you, he's a small, obedient animal who's ready to kiss your feet. You've always wondered, "How can such a man allow himself to lie on a girl's chest and call her her kitten?" You didn't understand. Caesar recently proposed to you, and you got married. Now you're his wife. You live together and spend all your free time together, whether it's cooking together or just hugging and watching TV.

Today you wanted to play a little joke on Caesar. That evening, when he was comfortably nestled against your chest, you quietly turned on the recording on your phone:

— Caesar, tell me, who is my child?) You asked so you could record it discreetly on video.

“I, I am your child ,” Caesar replied, not suspecting anything.